you'll go to hell...
for what your dirty mind is thinking
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theo-nott:

Naughty is a good thing.

So I’ve been told.

Or shown, perhaps?

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theo-nott:

Mm, violence. Sexy.

Encouraging violence, are we? Naughty girl.

Naughty is a good thing.

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theo-nott:

[grins, kissing him back] Oh, look. There’s my boyfriend now…

S’alright. I’ll kill him before he notices. 

Mm, violence. Sexy.

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theo-nott:

No lies here. Just the truth.

Liar. -kisses her on the lips, gently-

[grins, kissing him back] Oh, look. There’s my boyfriend now…

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theo-nott:

[giggles softly] I can’t be tamed, m’dear. Sorry.

I’m beginning to think that’s simply a lie you tell yourself.

No lies here. Just the truth.

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theo-nott:

[laces her arms around him] Good. That choice will be worth it.

-lightly kisses underneath her earlobe- I sure hope so. It probably won’t be the first heart you’ve ever broken.

[giggles softly] I can’t be tamed, m’dear. Sorry.

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theo-nott:

Well, my boyfriend isn’t around, is he?

I won’t tell if you won’t.

[laces her arms around him] Good. That choice will be worth it.

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theo-nott:

When I show them, should I look like this? [brandishes towards herself] …or like this?

The first one. I think your boyfriend would have a problem with the second.

Well, my boyfriend isn’t around, is he?

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theo-nott:

Hm, maybe I’ll just ask the other boys around here.

Be my guest.

When I show them, should I look like this? [brandishes towards herself] …or like this?

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theo-nott:

But my looks did.

The jury is still out for that one, love.

Hm, maybe I’ll just ask the other boys around here.

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